A to Z Me

I've been tagged by Denise! The rules: List a word that describes you for every letter of the alphabet. Offer as much or as little explanation as you wish. Please keep the words positive (for example, don’t use “fat” for F or “lame” for L), and feel free to get creative. Tag as many or as few people as you wish. Link back to your tagger and forward to your taggees.

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A-is for Amish........which I am not. Actually they have an incredible book series called Pathways that we're ordering for the children. And Aubrey....sweet, sweet Aubrey.

B-is for Bus.......because we own one.

C-is for Cookies.....cause I eat waaaaaaay too many.

D-is for diplomacy cause I think I might have it sometimes..........sometimes. And Daffodil.....the most incredible and wonderful flower in the world. Oh, yes...Donkey! How could I forget dear old Fletch and how much we love him? (Thank you, Emily, for the reminder!)

E-is for Evye...or Every, as she was called at the dentist's this morning. Ugh! Come on...who would name their kid Every?

F-is for Foul odor cause I am definitely smelling one right now. Maybe due to the 18 month old standing at my side in a diaper that needed to be changed 10 minutes ago.......and the breastfed baby that just sharted in my lap is not helping matters out any. (C'mon...it's not really a bad work cause I didn't really say it....and you've got to admit, it's hysterically funny. And if you don't know what sharted is.....that's your loss!) And Fletchy!

G-is for German Shepherd....which we have 2 of. And G names which we have 5 of! Grayson, Garrison, Grant, Garrett and Gavin! And Good-looking......because we all know I am. Hey, it's a positive comment, right?

H-is for Hairy cause if you've been reading for quite some time now you know that the legs tend to get skipped in the shower more often than they should. Also the name of my Dad's stuffed bear. Yes....he has a stuffed bear.

I-is for Illegal...which is what my weight is right now.....hey, I never said I was fat.

J-is for Jentle which Grant is. Ok, so nothing came to mind on this one. How about Janitor.... cause I was one for many years.

K-is for Karaoke which I have never done and never intend to do....though I must say both my sister and brother have done it and are quite good at it. Maybe there's hope? My sister's got all of her kids doing it and my brother gets all the girls when he does it......ummmmm, not that I'm wanting all the girls. Oh....and Katherine, which is my Granny's name and my 1st name. And a beautiful name it is...only when spelled with K though. No C's.

L-is for Lorraine cause I hate that name. If any of you people are named Lorraine please don't take it personally. Maybe if I knew you I would actually like it. You know, the whole association thing. Or Loretta Lynn. Do I get 2 points cause it's a double L? Not that I really like her either.

M-is for Milk.....cause I'm producing a ton of it right now. Bessie the Borden icon comes to mind right about now.

N-is for Nicole since it's such a beautiful name.......of course it happens to be mine! And Nellie which was the 1st goat I ever had when I was little. How is it that she was so hearty and easy to keep alive????? And 5 Nickels, which Evye generously gave to me as a gift after finding them in Brad's jean pocket in the wash. And Nose...which I can't breathe through right now.

O-is for Occipital bone.....cause I have one. And Obnoxious, which is what my children are 1/2 the time.

P-is for PawPaw....cause every grandparent the children have go by Pawpaw. Don't ask. I don't even know why. And yes.......it's completely, entirely, insanely, confusing. In fact...it should be illegal.

Q-is for Quintuplets.....which I have depending on what insane person's looking at them in Wal Mart.

R-is for Raunchy.....the smell that seeped out from under the covers last night as I laid in bed with Brad.

S-is for Sink....which I need to be cleaning now instead of doing this. And Santa Claus, which my children will bluntly proclaim is all a hoax to any pathetically deceived believers. Or Septuplets....again, depending on who's looking at them in Wal Mat.

T-is for Tornado....which is what the living room looks like right now. Seriously...Mother and I were just discussing how it looks a bit like the washing machine threw up all over it. Or Triplets....again, completely up to Wal Mart shoppers' assessment of our clan.

U-is for Utility room which I should really be in right now

V-is for Von Trapp family since I have heard them singing all day everyday for the last 4 days.

W-is for Wet which is what 8 out of 20 diapers were that I changed today...suffice it to say the other 12 were, well, more than wet.

X-is for the X in Grayson's beginning algebra...cause I can never figure out what number the letter X is supposed to be. They could simplify and just leave it the same everytime.

Y-is for Yell......which is what I did at the top of my lungs out the Suburban window tonight as we drove around looking at Christmas lights...which promptly sent Mother and the children into hysterical fits of laughter.

Z-is for Zinnia cause it's an ugly stinky flower. And I do like flowers so this is positive. Just not the Zinnia.

Alright......now it's your turn! I tag Bethany, Tarrah and Abby! Get on it y'all!